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Hi there. My very normal and uncool name is Natalie. I am a ridiculously lazy and incredibly sensitive, undying dreamer... I'm really good at Guitar Hero (Medium level) and I'm (secretly) jealous of girls who can play Halo really well (because honestly it's a lot of fucking work to walk and shoot at the same time.) I really enjoy reading; mostly things that make me laugh, cry and feel bad about myself. I watch a lot of movies, which may or may not be responsible for my irrational expectations from the opposite gender (thanks a lot, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days!) Music is my first love. Ben and Jerry's my second. Slim Jim's, my third. No, maybe smoking pot is my first. And that just changes the entire order.

So, here I am, a little weird, a little skeptical (and a little high) ready to report my thoughts, my lessons and tiny vignettes which I will steal from the inter-web (and call my own) in hopes that I will make you, fellow blogger, laugh, cry or maybe even say, "Hey, perfect stranger, I know exactly what you mean."